Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, prepare yourselves. The plot you are about to witness is so far above our meaningless plane of existence that many will find its beauty difficult to comprehend. We have here, not a castle, or a pixelart plot, no no my dear, sweet, naive minecrafter. What we have here is a plot dedicated to memorializing the great state of Texas in Minecraft form. Our first picture shows a glorious overview of the plot, including the Team Tex House. To clarify: Team Tex is a militant group of Texas-lovers (of which I am a cofounder) that wants to spread Texan culture far and wide across the Minecraft multiverse. The Team Tex house is, of course, in the shape of Texas, with a Texas-shaped swimming pool and similarly formed football field in the top left corner of the house. Also visible from this picture is a Texas flag; an american football (the only kind); a Whataburger sign, the staple food of Texas; and a Shrek outhouse, which we'll get to momentarily. This picture is, for the uninitiated, a large portion of the lyrics to the masterpiece from the duly-appointed Voice of Our Generation (Jake Paul), "It's Every Day Bro." That is all. This is a top-down photograph of the letters "T" "E" "X" "A" and "S," which, for the literarily disinclined, spells out the word "TEXAS." This tower, built out of nearly every block in the game, pierces the very atmosphere with its bulging audacity, proving that, of course, everything is bigger in Texas. Now for the Shrek outhouse. It was erected in order that we may memorialize eternally the director of the movie "Shrek 2," for he was, indeed, a Texan. Is it true that the outhouse scene is, in fact, from the inaugural Shrek film, rather than the sequel? Perhaps. But whether or not the details are precisely correct, the sentiment remains. This, in short, is a little taste of down-home Texas culture. If you visit any true Texan, you're bound to run into one of these in purdy short time. It's a shrine to Satan. Just about every Texan that ever was something had one of these bad boys, and it's just one of those things we take pride in. Because when it comes to Satan, Texas knows how to please him better than anywhere else. Moving on to another piece of Texas culture, the rodeo. In this true-to-life reenactment, two rodeo clowns are preparing to distract the bull as the man riding him is about to fall off due to his enormous... "endowment." One could even say he remembered the Alamo a little too hard, but one shouldn't so we shan't. And this right here is one of our most recognizable icons, the church. In hindsight, this seems a little hypocritical with the whole "Satan-worshiping bit" we just talked about earlier, but it's never bothered Texas so it shouldn't bother you. i dont need to explain this one As you can see, this is most definitely the best thing created in Minecraft, and is better than most human inventions throughout time, perhaps only being below the wheel and fire. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND SATAN BLESS TEAM TEX
