Forum Game - Ruin Wishes

So this game is pretty simple. One person makes a wish, and then the other person ruins the wish, and then asks for another wish. Example:

Bob: I wish I could play games all day long

Joe: Sure, but you'll be playing Bubsy all day long. I wish I could get a life.

Billy: Sure, but that life will be a corrupt and horrible one. I wish I had a ferrari.

Anyways, I think you understand how the game works!
So, here's my wish:

I wish I had infinite pizzas.

 

You'll get sick if you eat all those, silly! Edit: Or you'll drown in them.

I wish Pokemon were real. Obvious wish.

 

what if pokemon becomes evil and destroys everything? We won't be able to catch em all, WE'LL BE DESTYIN THEM ALL, They will come back to life, and then free themselves from our pokeballs because we kept them captive, and we were enslaving them into the pokemon, that's forced by us to fight other pokemon that have been slaved and taken away from their natural habitat!

I wish Michael jackson was still alive.

 

Well, he's going to be 58 years old and keep on saying "Back in my day..."

I wish I could fly

 

You would hit a side of a cliff and die.


I wish there are less forum games.

 

Well, then the forums would be as dull as you are.

I wish I could cripple debt.

 

I'm afraid peoples would get bored with that and complain to you about it since you were the one who wished it.

I wish this wish couldn't be Ruined. *waits for chain of metabreaks*

 

Well, then that would end the game.

I wish you had replied to my post.

 

Nonlinear and confusing things are more interesting. Therefore, the forums would indeed be dull.

I wish I had a dream self on Derse or Prospit. Preferably Prospit.

 

Unfortunately, your wish can't be granted because no one knows what tf those are.

I wish people would come up with better wishes.

 

Sure, but I'm pretty there will be less wishes and wishes will easily overlap with each other.

I wish I don't get a reply from Broken or Frootloop.

 

Then what. You would have pretty much a duck, a devil or a llama to talk to.

I wish I had pancakes.

P.S. You are pretty that there are less wishes?

 

Eat too many and you will get diabetes.

I wish I could win something.

 

Then you'd overestimate yourself and fall down.

I wish that I actually had something to wish for.

 

Well you only get 0 wishes

I wish that i knew how the world was formed.


(Isnt this game the same thing as the ban the user above you game i have ,-,)

 

Yeah, but when you do, you will start telling everybody the truth and everyone would argue with you calling you a liar and you would be lynched in the alleyway.

I wish I didn't have such dark ideas.

 

The more you distance yourself, the less you feel obliged to care. Caring is hard. Why would you choose to have to care?

I wish I had someone to play with.

 

Here. A new friend. Found him on ebay. http://goo.gl/xYidgK

I wish I could remove Trump/Hillary from existence, erasing everyone from their minds completely, making it as if they had never existed. Then, I want to replace Kim Kardashian as the democrat candidate, and Miley Cyrus as the republican candidate.

Enjoy.

 

Aww that's adorable.

Mind players, especially Seers or Mages (I think) would remember, then you'd have something to answer for. Also that'd probably cause as many problems as you removed.

I wish Ruining wishes wasn't /so darn addictive/.

 

They aren't "so darn addictive" anymore. Now, they are so damn amazingly addictive. Even more addi-

You have been banned from the MegaCraft Forums permanently for: saying "damn"

Ah, shoot. I wish I could be unbanned.