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Forum Game - Ruin Wishes

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by DevilStuff, Aug 2, 2016.

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  1. _Brokencrystal_

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    Even if you were, what would you have to come back to? A million broken wishes?

    I wish I didn't keep getting bitten by flies.
     
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  2. lifekiller43

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    Then wasps would sting you,


    I wish i could eat teeth
     
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  3. YaBoiFrooty

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    Then the teeth you ate would burrow inside your innards and turn into parasites called T-47a that would eat you from the inside out.

    I wish to go to the land of Dragon Tales.
     
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  4. zLynn

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    Sure, but to get there you have to say "I wish, I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons in a land apart." You accidentally say "I wish, I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons in a land and fart." Thus, you go to a land full of a bunch of farting dragons and the smell is so horrendous you collapse.

    I wish I could send people to this "Farting Dragons" land.
     
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  5. lifekiller43

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    but then dragons are dragons. They're dangerous


    I wish i could pinq everyday, Btw go fusion yourself you stupid devil... Die in a jessica fin up ur syd.

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ That's also a wish
     
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  6. _Brokencrystal_

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    Then there would be imbalance. Have you even seen my skin?

    I wish the haemospectrum was an actual real thing. (What this is should be pretty obvious to everyone!)
     
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  7. zLynn

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    Then we would need a new class in school to learn about the hemospectrum. Which I don't want.

    I wish I were a fish.
     
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  8. _Brokencrystal_

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    You'd have a very short life and/or get eaten by something.

    I wish the current educational system wasn't so messed up.
     
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  9. BlueFusion12

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    Granted. However now all the kids younger than you are getting such a great education that they cause massive education inflation. Thus, college acceptance becomes far more competitive and because of this you are not able to make it into college. You now have to live the rest of your life in a meaningless manual labor job because everyone else who got such a great education took all the lucrative, high-paying jobs.

    I wish humans would discover a method of intergalactic space travel.
     
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  10. _Brokencrystal_

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    We do so. However, Her Imperial Condescension comes and kills us all as she sees us as a threat. Fortunately (?) her race finds Earth far too bright and leaves the ruins of our civilization alone.

    I wish it wasn't so easy to Ruin wishes.
     
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  11. zLynn

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    If it wasn't this easy to ruin wishes Trump would wish to build a huge wall and no one would be able to ruin his wish so you would be the cause of a huge wall accross the US-Mexico border.

    I wish I could go back in time and convince Hitler's priest (who saved him from drowning when he was a child) to not save Hitler and let him drown.
     
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    The FIRST rule of time travel is not to get rid of bad peoples. We LEARNED from that experience.

    I wish racism wasn't a thing.
     
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  13. Ryerye1243

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    OK i cant ruin that i wish it wasnt a thing either.........

    I wish that devil would take a shower for once.
     
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  14. zLynn

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    You wish racism wasn't a thing, but then you realize racism became a living human instead of a thing and that human created a mass genocide that killed everyone.

    The End.

    I wish for nothing.

    EDIT: Don't corrupt this wish.
     
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  15. zLynn

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    Oops.
    Me and ryerye posted at the same time. So... I'm gonna corrupt his wish.

    How do Devils shower?
    Same as you people.
    We get nice and wet.
    And then we kill ryerye and sacrifice him.

    I wish i could turn ryerye into bread.
     
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  16. _Brokencrystal_

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    Roxy steals nothing's existence by stealing itself. WHAT DID YOU START? Rogue of Void is the best player :)

    I wish everyone here could just be happy (especially a particular person on this thread :p)
     
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  17. lifekiller43

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    Then there wouldnt be anything entertaining




    I wish that my music plays in my heaphones instead of my computer speakers when on ts
     
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  18. _Brokencrystal_

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    You accidentally stretch the headphone cable when moving your chair. The sounds is garbled now, I hope you're happy.

    I wish I could have more of those inverse drawing rainbow chalk thingies.
     
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  19. zLynn

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    *looks it up*
    *has no clue what she means by
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    Anyways, you get the inverse drawing rainbow chalk thingies, and I'm so intrigued that I kill you to get my hands on them to see what these things are.

    I wish I didn't have to wish.
     
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  20. _Brokencrystal_

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    Was there lots of blood? :3

    Anyways, you don't have to wish any more, but then realise this thread was pointless and start questioning your own existence.

    I wish Killjoy would come back.
     
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