Story Game

One person says 1 sentence, and then the person below continues it. Once upon a time etc does not count.
Rules:
Don't say the main character dies straight away. Make sure its proper. Person A: Then they eat a coconut. Person B: The coconut explodes and they all die. The end. Is not allowed. You are allowed to make more than 1 post as long as its not like
Person A
Person A
But
Person A
Person B
Person A
I will start
One day there was a mountain dew bottle called dewy.

 

And He was A Major League Gamer, Who could 360 no scope all day

 

But one day, a dorito name dorito the explorer tried to replace him.

 

and then devilpot the holy god came and decided it was time for judgement

 

he judged our pies that he made and he started making more pies.

 

One of the pies became sentient after growing limbs and jumped out of the non-existent window.

 

Dorito the explorer got choked by the pie and died.

 

Which was very sad and millions of other Doritos all called Bob attended his funeral

 

bob 420 decided to go noscope dewy.

 

But his attempt failed epically

 

Dewy noticed his failed assassination and started to punch and teabag Bob, Bob waked up in a dark room, he was straped to a chair, dewy appeared from the darkness and started to-

 

turn him into iced tea.

 

bob then got his tanks from fighting google + to try kill dewy.

 

But unfortunately for Bob, Dewy called his friends Voltage, Code Red, White Out, and his friend who's in town for the summer, Baja Blast.

 

His army of spammers tanks and helicopters were defeated, but a bomb went to the center of the earth, and it was up to dew to stop it.
This part of the story cannot be stopped for atleast 5 posts

 

Dewy and his colorful army tried to follow the bomb to disarm it. It was at that point that they realized none of them could move, because they were all bottles of soda. Dewy then proceeded to call his human friend, ...