My nose is REALLY weird. Basically when I was born, my left nostril was way bigger then my right. So big, in fact, that you can see the front of my septum. ( AKA, the wall in between my nasal passages. ) It always hurts when I touch my nose around its left side, probably because of a cut I have had on the front of my septum for the longest time. Despite my left nostril being big, it always gets plugged. ( I'm sick right now and when I sneeze it HURTS, so that's another reason. ) I have plenty of strange stories so i'll probably tell more of them another time. If this story didn't satisfy you, then look at this photo of a pug.