(dont take this seriously, its a joke) Minecraft -> Microcraft Me: I know, I'm gonna play minecraft! Friend: Microsoft bought it and they renamed it Microcraft, remember? Me: Ok then, lets play Microcraft! *Message appears on screen: "Play game fee: $1.99* Me: Wtf, oh well, as long as I can play some Microcraft. I'm gonna create a new world! *Message: Create new world fee: $1.99* Me: Damn it! Ok, at last I can play! Crap, I died! *Death fee $1.99* Me: Right, I will go o my friends server *Multiplayer fee: $10 per hour* Me: -_- xD
Me: *enters minecraft* wtf! I have to pay a 10 dollar subscription fee? *enters survival* WTF!!!!????*all my stuff is gone and replaced with Blocky word, PowerPoint, and apparently the rarest, Publisher. *microsoft admin* Oh hi there, I see you like our changes. We have improved the gameplay, and made it more fun for adults too to spread the money. Me*death chokes admin* you. I will never play this again. No one will. No one plays minecraft again and the game stopped selling, until Microsoft gave it back to Mojang.
